By Michael Katz, USA TODAY
"So ... I got bored the other day and made a thingy." - @TheOregonDuck
Hello, Internet! The Oregon Duck made a Gangnam Style* parody video and it's perfect.
*If you know what Gangnam Style, please proceed to the video below. If you do not, then watch the original music video and read up on it ... or maybe just get off the Internet because 75+ million people have already seen it on YouTube ...
OK. Here is the video, which USA TODAY Sports' college football writer George Schroeder - a man who is paid to describe things - called "indescribable."
It was about 1:30 seconds into this video that I looked and realized that there were *another* 2:30 minutes of this video. I watched them all. I don't know what to say. There is nothing to say. Just please make sure everyone you love has seen this.